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Best Rap Punchlines/Ane Liners
Author: axs
Posted: ten/05 1:36 AM
Derived from this thread.
Post the best punchlines/one liners yous accept heard.
I'll start information technology off with a few.
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| Without the H.I.V. I'm positive you don't wanna examination I leave rappers dislocated like homeless cats on house arrest |
- Chino 40
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| You ain't gon' sell two copies if y'all press a double album. |
- Eminem
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| I'g feelin' like i of baseballs greats in this (blip) Cuz I make hits plus it's second nature to spit |
- Esoteric
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| I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction. |
- Diabolic
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| Catch me on the Nutrient Network and lookout man me handle beef. |
- Celph Titled
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| (I'k) a white male child with an accurate shot, Larry Bird |
- Vinnie Paz
Author: C K B
Posted: x/05 2:00 AM
Cute attempts at cleverness/wordplay by guys who probably brought down the averages of their states' standardized testing scores.
Author: TACH
Posted: 10/05 2:13 AM
| C M B wrote: |
| Cute attempts at cleverness/wordplay past guys who probably brought down the averages of their states' standardized testing scores. |
First name listed nether 'B' -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mensans
Author: C M B
Posted: x/05 ii:eighteen AM
| TACH wrote: | ||
First proper name listed under 'B' -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mensans |
Fashion to brand me consume my words, buddy.
Author: TACH
Posted: x/05 two:35 AM
I can't ignore your aureola cuz it grabbed me by the hand like the moon pulls the tide and the tide pulls the sand... ©Talib Kweli
Your firearms are to brusque to box with God ©Talib Kweli
Life without knowledge is decease in disguise... ©Talib Kweli
Ass so phat that you lot can see it from the front ©Mos Def
I tin can't have it y'all, I can experience the city breathin / breast heavin, against the flesh of the evening / sigh before nosotros die like the terminal train leaving ©Mos Def
Author: Free_Kobe
Posted: x/05 2:52 AM
| TACH wrote: | ||
Beginning name listed under 'B' -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mensans |
Writer: Free_Kobe
Posted: 10/05 3:00 AM
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
Y'all can't cease me mother(bleeper), 'cause I'1000 on a boat
Author: chef
Posted: 10/05 3:20 AM
woke up, didn't asphyxiate up, saw my AK...information technology was broke upwardly.
Author: rchanou
Posted: 10/05 iii:45 AM
| Charizma wrote: |
| seven mics, 7 rhymes, vii styles; you're not phat it'southward like you ran 7 miles |
Author: rchanou
Posted: ten/05 iii:56 AM
From the song "Kookies" past MF Doom
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| Information technology'south horrible, one little evening at abode finish up with carpal tunnel syndrome |
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| And they got a better sales pitch than the daughter scouts I wonder what I owe her For a whole box of caramel kokosnoot samoa |
This song is awesome. Of form MF Doom is total of these punchlines.
Writer: marga86
Posted: 10/05 iv:04 AM
the chalks only for the fine art homie,
how they trace ya afterwards i erase ya
Author: brutella
Posted: x/05 five:21 AM
"That's why I f***** your b**** yous fat mutha f*****!"
Author: 24KaratGold
Posted: x/05 5:26 AM
Big Sean has some bang-up one-liners. He came upward with the "punchline" rapping that a lot of rappers accept copied.
From his vocal "Supa Dupa"
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| Used to bottom, scuba And so I'm on the grind, skateboard or scooter Till I am the king of my castle, Koopa I took a shot in the dark In the manufacture of sharks that'due south surrounded by h2o, Cuba |
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| In the ninth inning we just trying to hit a Homer, Marge Comprende? Hard. Al dente MJ. Hashemite kingdom of jordan or Jackson Only difference is I ain't (blip) with these kids |
And his song Supa Dupa Lemonade:
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| I'g Super Bad, your daughter probably doodlin' my dick |
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| Don't worry most my (blip) they're good (Thurgood), Marshall Bank account got me feelin' Well, Fargo Ballin' till I get a milli cheque (Millic), Darko I just requite em line subsequently line after line...after line after, barcode They lookin for my work, narco Cuz I but black out in the booth, charcoal |
Author: magic_bryant
Posted: 10/05 vi:44 AM
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| brutella wrote: |
| "That's why I f***** your b**** you fat mutha f*****!" |
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Writer: Dladi Vidac
Posted: ten/05 7:xviii AM
"Mr. Tubby male child, stop trying to human activity difficult. You lot're l% body fatty, the other half lard." - Me, when this fatty tough guy doofus tried to 'battle' me outside of some all-you-tin can-consume Korean BBQ identify during a friend's birthday dinner.
Author: kontrast
Posted: 10/05 seven:58 AM
| TACH wrote: | ||
Offset proper name listed under 'B' -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mensans |
If this rhymed, I would take posted it in this thread.
Author: kontrast
Posted: 10/05 8:02 AM
"Day lite beams, nighttime light schemes
This is my inception, I'g writing my dreams"
--Common
"Girls who turned me downward are proverb 'please' and 'deplorable'
You lucky that I'one thousand randy- Aziz Ansari"
--Childish Gambino
"Some people only run across that I'k white, ignorin skill
Crusade I stand out like a greenish hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't fifty-fifty see through the mist
How the (bleep) can I exist white, I don't even be"
--Eminem
"Before I cadet pb, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux scarlet, I'm far from bankrupt, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nix butt-caput"
--Big L
""Due east-I-H-T, now shall I continue?
Yeah, you left out the M 'cause the Thousand ain't in you"
-- DJ Quik
"You aint been to jail, sucker.
Merely fourth dimension yous seen cell block numbers
Is when y'all punch *67
And your cell cake numbers"
--forty Cal
"They retrieve i'm spelling Iverson, when the beef all done
cause yous'll be on an IV in the ER, SON."
--xl Cal
Author: Great One
Posted: ten/05 8:02 AM
| magic_bryant wrote: | ||
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"Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I stone hoes, y'all rock fellas"
Author: non-player zealot
Posted: 10/05 12:20 PM
Da Lakas beat da Supa Sonics.
Author: Mr. Naught
Posted: 10/05 2:55 PM
| kontrast wrote: |
| "Before I buck lead, and brand a lot of blood shed Plough your tux carmine, I'm far from broke, got enough staff of life And mad hoes, enquire beavis I go nothing barrel-head" --Large 50 |
Big L was the master at punchlines. Hither's a video dedicated to them:
Big L Punchlines
"I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
At present you tin see what he was simply thinkin"
Writer: KobeJaws
Posted: ten/05 4:24 PM
| Free_Kobe wrote: | ||||
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Author: KobeJaws
Posted: ten/05 4:28 PM
| magic_bryant wrote: | ||
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http://world wide web.youtube.com/sentinel?v=TAFBpdseKwo
Writer: 24KaratGold
Posted: 10/05 vii:54 PM
| kontrast wrote: |
| "Y'all aint been to jail, sucker. Only time you seen cell block numbers Is when you dial *67 And your jail cell block numbers" --forty Cal "They call up i'1000 spelling Iverson, when the beef all washed |
Those are great
Author: rchanou
Posted: 10/06 7:03 AM
Gas Money
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| And when you roll with me, If you desire Air-conditioning you gotta pay an extra fee |
Goofy kids.
Writer: kontrast
Posted: 10/06 8:41 AM
| 24KaratGold wrote: | ||
Those are groovy |
He's dope. He'due south some more from him:
"For celebration's sake, I'k poppin this clown'due south cervix
like college, northward***** neglect cause they droppin from CAL-Tech!"
"So i hit him wit a nine beat
and put him in an all white cast like Seinfield"
"Ya'll n***** like l minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate"
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